While looking for jobs, I found one to be a dancer at a go-go bar.

Don’t get me wrong. I’d absolutely apply for it, but then I realized I don’t have the confidence.

Not confidence related to my body; I’d shake that like a salt shaker for hours on end, but the bar makes the dancers give lap dances. And that, I don’t have the confidence for. I care to much about other people. And you can do that while giving a lap dance…

“I hope he’s having a good time…”

“Oh my god, did I hit his penis? I hope it wasn’t hard…Oh god…what do I do if his penis gets hard?”

“Is his penis supposed to get hard? If it’s not hard am I doing a bad job?”

“…..I have to pee.”

at the end, I wouldn’t know how many songs I’ve been dancing for or how much the guy owed me. Really, it would be a lose lose for everyone involved.

I’ll just apply to jobs at the mall again…