Hey. I’m Frenchie. I’m a juinor in college. and I write comedy. This is where some of it goes. Most kids my age pay attention in class and, like, learn. Me: I do this.Tumblr (3.0; @frenchiedoesntpayattention)http://frenchiedoesntpayattention.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/79301f47f9579d9a339ec474c4c886c7/tumblr_mm6zupq9L51rxzzvjo1_400.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1ff6380e84f67949fceac41048380123/tumblr_mm6zupq9L51rxzzvjo2_400.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dc998d1ba50f07ab89ed442f610b427b/tumblr_mm6zupq9L51rxzzvjo7_400.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/32c9c54444db31fa52fff11dfa2d3be5/tumblr_mm6zupq9L51rxzzvjo10_400.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d48aabf00b3d7f169af613743d23cb66/tumblr_mm6zupq9L51rxzzvjo5_400.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d173954a3c20a6e1026088cbbaaeba03/tumblr_mm6zupq9L51rxzzvjo4_400.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e62c16c9bd4ac1995d6d80fdd10d40e7/tumblr_mm6zupq9L51rxzzvjo9_400.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bbba25c5cf15ee935d0db9c2c26d5419/tumblr_mm6zupq9L51rxzzvjo8_400.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9b1677e50e7a40068d3d0519a082a525/tumblr_mm6zupq9L51rxzzvjo6_400.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d3bc46ab9dc94e80ef2116c8e05ebcd6/tumblr_mm6zupq9L51rxzzvjo3_400.png"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><em>The Hollywood Reporter’s Comics Roundtable</em></p> </blockquote>http://frenchiedoesntpayattention.tumblr.com/post/50564712461http://frenchiedoesntpayattention.tumblr.com/post/50564712461Thu, 16 May 2013 00:53:19 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://whatshouldwecallme.tumblr.com/post/50560286399/when-i-like-a-guys-cologne" target="_blank">whatshouldwecallme</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="image" height="240" src="http://www.petsgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/cat-dog-gif.gif" width="320"/></p> </blockquote>http://frenchiedoesntpayattention.tumblr.com/post/50564336588http://frenchiedoesntpayattention.tumblr.com/post/50564336588Thu, 16 May 2013 00:39:51 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rnemes.tumblr.com/post/49601137871/hey-come-here-come-closer-whispers-in-ur-ear-i" target="_blank">rnemes</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>hey come here, come closer. *whispers in ur ear* i dont care why you queued that post</p> </blockquote>http://frenchiedoesntpayattention.tumblr.com/post/50001779186http://frenchiedoesntpayattention.tumblr.com/post/50001779186Thu, 09 May 2013 01:59:44 -0700omg...they understand<iframe src="//www.tumblr.com/video/frenchiedoesntpayattention/50000360992/400" id="tumblr_video_iframe_50000360992" class="tumblr_video_iframe" width="400" height="300" style="display:block;background-color:transparent;overflow:hidden;" allowTransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://idpaynethatliam.tumblr.com/post/49999467725/idpaynethatliam-qifts-fuckgomez-white" target="_blank">idpaynethatliam</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://idpaynethatliam.tumblr.com/post/49964623371/qifts-fuckgomez-white-people-im-crying" target="_blank">idpaynethatliam</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://qifts.tumblr.com/post/49833734242/fuckgomez-white-people-im-crying" target="_blank">qifts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fuckgomez.tumblr.com/post/48318214913/white-people" target="_blank">fuckgomez</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>WHITE PEOPLE</p> </blockquote> <p>im crying</p> </blockquote> <p>THE LAST PART KILLS ME</p> </blockquote> <p>Smh-_-<br/>These poor kids.. they can be watching cartoons but instead there singing about athiests..</p> </blockquote>http://frenchiedoesntpayattention.tumblr.com/post/50000360992http://frenchiedoesntpayattention.tumblr.com/post/50000360992Thu, 09 May 2013 01:06:37 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m20acjDrMS1r5zq6ao1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m20acjDrMS1r5zq6ao2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m20acjDrMS1r5zq6ao3_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m20acjDrMS1r5zq6ao4_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ruinedchildhood.com/post/20522815622/the-story-of-how-pinocchio-became-a-real-boy" target="_blank">ruinedchildhood</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>The Story Of How Pinocchio Became A Real Boy</p> </blockquote>http://frenchiedoesntpayattention.tumblr.com/post/49999788328http://frenchiedoesntpayattention.tumblr.com/post/49999788328Thu, 09 May 2013 00:46:00 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/628205240924f52437d0e1fd32830fae/tumblr_mmgqiz90aI1qkr6mxo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a951ea4c861c549260d28e506138d2b4/tumblr_mmgqiz90aI1qkr6mxo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e8a1ad7e6e50953095909977a8cf5eea/tumblr_mmgqiz90aI1qkr6mxo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://abeardfullofbees.tumblr.com/post/49914908950/thanks-gary-buseys-illegitimate-potato-baby" target="_blank">abeardfullofbees</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Thanks, Gary Busey’s illegitimate potato baby.</p> </blockquote> <p>Well me and my ugly people dollars will go elsewhere!</p>http://frenchiedoesntpayattention.tumblr.com/post/49984819940http://frenchiedoesntpayattention.tumblr.com/post/49984819940Wed, 08 May 2013 19:47:33 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpzlhdmf431qzhcito1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://frenchiedoesntpayattention.tumblr.com/post/49466714792http://frenchiedoesntpayattention.tumblr.com/post/49466714792Thu, 02 May 2013 15:38:59 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0caba25c64b548d5e17ac0a1056e2b6b/tumblr_mm4dr28EWe1runxeno1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8d094c7cf558f4a8e78aa454965e83e1/tumblr_mm4dr28EWe1runxeno2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8e3df749b653815a747d2bfda0bdabc1/tumblr_mm4dr28EWe1runxeno3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/354b9d292426b78eb64e91dd968263a4/tumblr_mm4dr28EWe1runxeno4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><small><em><a href="http://feynificent.tumblr.com/tagged/burnbabyburn" target="_blank">Tina & Jimmy - WU Burn Jokes</a><br/></em></small></p> </blockquote>http://frenchiedoesntpayattention.tumblr.com/post/49402780223http://frenchiedoesntpayattention.tumblr.com/post/49402780223Wed, 01 May 2013 18:14:17 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thecompanionsdoctor.tumblr.com/post/49181261896/my-week-is-basically-monday-monday-2-monday" target="_blank">thecompanionsdoctor</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>My week is basically:</p> <ul><li>Monday</li> <li>Monday #2</li> <li>Monday #3</li> <li>Monday #4</li> <li>Friday</li> <li>Saturday</li> <li>Pre-Monday</li> </ul></blockquote>http://frenchiedoesntpayattention.tumblr.com/post/49307281532http://frenchiedoesntpayattention.tumblr.com/post/49307281532Tue, 30 Apr 2013 15:16:47 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0ce49d67c28e1ec1ccb72a18fde317b1/tumblr_mlfxyeue571qj26eao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://frenchiedoesntpayattention.tumblr.com/post/49304700476http://frenchiedoesntpayattention.tumblr.com/post/49304700476Tue, 30 Apr 2013 14:44:11 -0700<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_49302117071" src="http://frenchiedoesntpayattention.tumblr.com/post/49302117071/audio_player_iframe/frenchiedoesntpayattention/tumblr_m6vkonaQWL1r5n7ej?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Ffrenchiedoesntpayattention%2F49302117071%2Ftumblr_m6vkonaQWL1r5n7ej" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"></iframe><br/><br/><p>YES.</p>http://frenchiedoesntpayattention.tumblr.com/post/49302117071http://frenchiedoesntpayattention.tumblr.com/post/49302117071Tue, 30 Apr 2013 14:11:17 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/467a04c44fbc9c0b8b7bc8dcdb392ce9/tumblr_ml5wnlLOGb1s9d1xqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>But wait, let’s actually take a minute to process this here:</p> <p>I had braids when I was little and getting that ish done could hurt like a mother. And that was just regular braids. Without words n’ shit.</p> <p>This, I imagine, was not fun to get and was probably not worth the extra hour having to watch an African movie where a demon comes and make some lady cheat on her husband.</p> <p>Thank you.</p>http://frenchiedoesntpayattention.tumblr.com/post/49295555737http://frenchiedoesntpayattention.tumblr.com/post/49295555737Tue, 30 Apr 2013 13:38:38 -0700This has been a black person rantyou are dismissedbraidsafrican hair braiding<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://whitespats.tumblr.com/post/48719009749/do-you-ever-feel-good-about-how-you-look-and-then" target="_blank">whitespats</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Do you ever feel good about how you look and then</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/f01fae83ce9497151750e66268c94772/tumblr_inline_mlq8liT8G71qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://frenchiedoesntpayattention.tumblr.com/post/49287125321http://frenchiedoesntpayattention.tumblr.com/post/49287125321Tue, 30 Apr 2013 13:05:57 -0700YES<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7a53c5df8f522f331c77b4e801b0e5ab/tumblr_mkibt4ND4v1rhi0rbo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p>Rough neighborhood, menq</p>http://frenchiedoesntpayattention.tumblr.com/post/49278508083http://frenchiedoesntpayattention.tumblr.com/post/49278508083Tue, 30 Apr 2013 12:33:23 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/65ffb95a19fc97f8da37c42d5551ae15/tumblr_mln0ztsg8E1qewacoo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://funniest.1000notes.com/post/49228510269/tastefullyoffensive-bizarrocomics-this-post" target="_blank">the-absolute-funniest-posts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/48591643904/bizarrocomics" target="_blank">tastefullyoffensive</a>:</p> <p>[<a href="http://bizarrocomics.com" target="_blank">bizarrocomics</a>]</p> <p class="gone"><em><small>This post has been featured on a <a href="http://www.1000notes.com" target="_blank">1000notes.com</a> blog.</small></em></p> </blockquote>http://frenchiedoesntpayattention.tumblr.com/post/49243275093http://frenchiedoesntpayattention.tumblr.com/post/49243275093Mon, 29 Apr 2013 23:05:24 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/eca9dc63c797e3958474967526cd88e3/tumblr_mm07auQ5fD1qa87doo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ecef75112229aa3e5c001104707c7f44/tumblr_mm07auQ5fD1qa87doo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/752ed5705320888cd779010904dcd56d/tumblr_mm07auQ5fD1qa87doo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/13678d9be6c3f08a96b42663cb58fe54/tumblr_mm07auQ5fD1qa87doo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/afc1b42ddab9124d81882a08c6f42b7f/tumblr_mm07auQ5fD1qa87doo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/abdd2a00a192402d75959982e423927d/tumblr_mm07auQ5fD1qa87doo8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/84f2d4b7d16b687ec7d3447a302a3839/tumblr_mm07auQ5fD1qa87doo9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/860a1fdcbc4d04141bc2c9e7062a7a90/tumblr_mm07auQ5fD1qa87doo7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/484f34d06969411cce58a12adbee57aa/tumblr_mm07auQ5fD1qa87doo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.lifeslittle.com/post/49163533466/hey-guys-remember-may-the-4th-is-coming-up-quick" target="_blank">lifeslittle</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Hey guys remember may the 4th is coming up quick! what are you going to do? </p> <p>this is what i did last year. </p> </blockquote>http://frenchiedoesntpayattention.tumblr.com/post/49195746238http://frenchiedoesntpayattention.tumblr.com/post/49195746238Mon, 29 Apr 2013 12:33:18 -0700<blockquote> <p>my voice is girly when I talk to strangers<br/> but when I’m with friends I turn into morgan freeman</p> </blockquote> <p>SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS ME</p>http://frenchiedoesntpayattention.tumblr.com/post/49161989696http://frenchiedoesntpayattention.tumblr.com/post/49161989696Sun, 28 Apr 2013 22:52:38 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://edwad.tumblr.com/post/49139744207/long-distance-relationships-arent-so-bad-if-ur" target="_blank">edwad</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>long distance relationships aren’t so bad if ur dick is long enough 2 reach ur girl hahaha swag</p> </blockquote> <p>Joey?</p>http://frenchiedoesntpayattention.tumblr.com/post/49160072737http://frenchiedoesntpayattention.tumblr.com/post/49160072737Sun, 28 Apr 2013 22:13:42 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bulletben.tumblr.com/post/48202571661/you-know-a-lot-of-white-kids-like-to-say-that-the" target="_blank">bulletben</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>you know</p> <p>a lot of white kids like to say that the japanese do weird shit</p> <p>but right now japanese kids have this pretty cool trend where they fake dragonball fights</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/322974b9c19727c111e50b139a406cf4/tumblr_inline_mlenueXFFD1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/e24a359d803ef4fc89d58bfc04e9738c/tumblr_inline_mleny7ztmo1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/1843e9ca1e8e5696670f0bea0d4da286/tumblr_inline_mlenuaUNQR1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p>while white kids have this trend where they</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/604a9f7b44b6a5b0d79ac1a58c1d2fd8/tumblr_inline_mleo4rrGDl1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> </blockquote>http://frenchiedoesntpayattention.tumblr.com/post/49126877410http://frenchiedoesntpayattention.tumblr.com/post/49126877410Sun, 28 Apr 2013 14:57:20 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://whatshouldwecallme.tumblr.com/post/49124920809/during-finals-week-when-someone-asks-me-what-ive-been" target="_blank">whatshouldwecallme</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/922d427033664bfd39aa789897bf0c6f/tumblr_inline_mlziqxX4Tm1r79k32.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://frenchiedoesntpayattention.tumblr.com/post/49126105435http://frenchiedoesntpayattention.tumblr.com/post/49126105435Sun, 28 Apr 2013 14:47:32 -0700