shayeris: THIS ISNT EVEN FAIR.
I want your love And I want to avenge, you and me...
labish: I have no regrets making this I’ma just gonna leave this here…
Did anyone notice this?
Natasha Romanoff: [all arguing in the lab] Are you all really that naive? S.H.I.E.L.D monitors potential threats. Bruce Banner: Captain America is on potential threat watch list? Tony Stark: [to rogers] You’re on that list? Are you above or below angry bees? Steve Rogers: I swear to God, Stark, one more crack… Tony Stark: Threatening! I feel threatened!
the difference between DC & Marvel
Bruce Wayne: Secret identities are important - it protects who you are and the ones you love.
Tony Stark: YOLO
Texts I Don't Want to Forget: Nicole
My friend Nicole and I are an aspiring SNL writer/performer duo. And sometimes…we have textual conversations about Seth Meyers. It’s completely fine. N: BUT SETH IS SINGLE F: The quest for Seth begins NOW. N: I just love him so much F: Me too. He’s not just the whole package: he’s the UPS store - Ultimately Perfect and Sexy N: SO TRUE WOW I love that F: …do...
Facebook messaging is nervewracking enough without...
When I was dating my middle school boyfriend
lifeofabobkitten: ohhhhhhh the accuracy; middle school - where you could get a boyfriend, keep a boyfriend, then dump a boyfriend in two to three days.
Ta ra ra BOOM de ay, ta ra ra BOOM de ay~
My dad is going to watch the Black Swan... ...
When I post something awesome and it gets no notes
ARE YOU NOT?!
Brian: "Say something."
Brian: "Just say something, please!"
Stewie: "Oh for God's sake. Uhm...yea and God said to Abraham; "You will kill your son Isaac." And Abraham said, "I can't hear You, you'll have to speak into the microphone." And God said, "I'm sorry, is this better? Check check...check. Jerry, pull the high end out, I'm still getting some hiss back here."
Brian: "Say something about my mother!"
Stewie: "Oh. Uh...I never knew Biscuit as a dog, but I did know her as a table. She was sturdy, all four legs the same length..."
Brian: "Thanks, thanks that's enough."
Stewie: "Ah yes. Requiem in terra pax and so forth, amen."
Just call me Han Forever-Solo...
If I knew that getting the London Look meant...