That moment when a there's a CNN special about...
You know what I can't wait to experience? The...
Dear Guisee that kind of like me and think I'm...
I know I’m a little all over the place. In a nutshell… My life has gotten pretty shitty lately. But it’s okay. Because now that I’m angry; sad; lonely; and have even lower self-esteem, I’ll be even funnier! hoorayyyyyyy!
THE NEW YORK FOOTBALL GIANTS ARE GOING TO THE...
Anonymous asked: For what it's worth, you'd make a pretty hot stripper.
That moment when, while doing your homework, you...
My mother asked me one day if I ran errands...
I can't wait to see how much more successful than...
Ah, they ruin your self esteem so fast.
Did...did Beyonce and Jay-Z ask Crayola to name...