December 2011
63 posts
Dec 31st
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“No Cavities in the Wild” I had a thought that anything put to the song, “No Church in the Wild” no matter how mundane that thing may be, is made automatically cooler. I explored the idea while brushing my teeth.
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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“‎”I’m really happily married … I’m married to Katy....”
– Wait a minute, stop the presses…Russell Brand is about to die. There’s clearly no other way out of any marriage ever!
Dec 30th
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I call All Time Low "Atlanta" to fluster their...
It pleases me.
Dec 30th
Dec 30th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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The new Infiniti holiday commercials confirms one...
Dec 25th
Dec 25th
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I Hate Christmas Spam!
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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I think my Christmases would be better if I didn't...
spend them with my family.
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 24th
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Obama pulls soldiers out of Iraq: Kim Jung Ill...
Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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69 followers, eh?
Well, well…someone’s blog has been getting it on… more than…the person who…runs it… *sighhh*
Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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You know...I don't think I've every actually...
Like actually do laundry. I just kind of throw all of my clothes in there, dump detergent on them, close the door, and hope that they come out smelling better than they did going in.
Dec 20th
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The Worst Christmas Ever: Jara Wallace A fun little Christmas video shot by a really good friend of mine: Matt Stryker.
Dec 19th
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Oh, I'm sorry. Looks like I have cooler friends...
Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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Have you noticed that once you start typing...
Don’t judge me Google.
Dec 17th
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Anonymous asked: Will you come to ASU with me, kthnks
Dec 15th
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Well...I am officially burnt out from...
if you have questions to ask: do it.
Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
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@French_isntcool
Why have I never shared this with you before…..
Dec 15th
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Hey guys, help me pick out a black dress to wear.
I’m going to need to wear to my GPA’s funeral.
Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 12th
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Anonymous asked: Oh noes I have secret admirer competition!!
Dec 11th
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The most offensive word to the average college...
Finals.
Dec 11th
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Dec 10th
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Dec 9th
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astronomy teacher asked "how did the big bang...
lifeslittle: I scream out “Jesus!” instant religious debate in astronomy class causing class to end early. my plan worked!
Dec 9th
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Dec 8th
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Dec 8th
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Dec 8th
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Dec 8th
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You know when you walk by someone who's on their...
I mean, they probably are a conceited bastard. But…it’s a possibility.
Dec 8th
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Dec 7th
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No, Brett Favre. No. - A football Rant I’m a huge football fan (Go Giants). And as much as I think Brett Favre was once a great quarterback and should be remembered as such, I have very little patience for his bullshit. And this is proof of that.
Dec 7th
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Of all the things I've lost at college the...
1. Money 2. Sleep 3. Self-esteem
Dec 7th
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Dec 7th
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