November 2011
71 posts
Nov 27th
1,195 notes
4 tags
Someone wrote me a message saying that they...
We just wanted to say thank you and we’re glad you enjoy! Here’s a picture of us: We’re really happy together! xoxo
Nov 27th
2 notes
6 tags
I don't know about you, but none of my kisses have...
Nov 26th
5 notes
4 tags
Money can't buy you love, but it can buy you a...
Nov 26th
3 notes
Nov 25th
667 notes
1 tag
Nov 25th
29,522 notes
9 tags
Nov 25th
31 notes
Nov 25th
18,636 notes
5 tags
Pizza is now a vegetable...
oh good. I’ve always wanted to see just how fat we can get American children . We won’t even have to use strollers any more. We’ll just roll our kids around. With sticks. Like Colonists did with hoops.
Nov 22nd
34 notes
Nov 22nd
113,687 notes
3 tags
Nov 22nd
5 tags
Sitting online, waiting for your crush to come on...
And then they finally sign on and you’re like: But then you can’t think of anything to write to them so you sit at your keyboard like: And then your crush signs off without you talking to them and you’re just like:
Nov 21st
23 notes
Nov 21st
12,151 notes
4 tags
It's times like these where I wish I had a...
Someone to wrap their arm around me while I cursed profusely into their chest. That’s love you know? You holding me, patting my head, while I obsessively spill my hatred for someone else all over you. And you tell me that I’m right. That’s love.
Nov 20th
6 notes
6 tags
Someecards Saturday
Nov 20th
10 notes
Nov 20th
1,474 notes
5 tags
Nov 20th
3 tags
I think my sex life is existing vicariously...
Nov 18th
17 notes
Nov 18th
1,339 notes
Anonymous asked: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Nov 18th
That awkward moment when you thought you saw a...
Nov 18th
46 notes
Nov 18th
2 tags
Hi. My name is Selfish Sally:
Do you have a problem? Too bad. Let’s talk about mine. Are you having a bad day? How sad. Let’s talk about how mine was worse. Why are you jumping out that window… Are you dead? Pssht…now I have to clean that.
Nov 18th
Nov 18th
80 notes
1 tag
Do it. Unless of course, you know...you don't want... →
Purple: 10 facts about my room. Blue: 9 facts about my family. Green: 8 facts about my body Yellow: 7 facts about my childhood Orange: 6 facts about my home town. Red: 5 facts about my first bestfriend(s). Pink: 4 facts about my parents. White: 3 facts about my personality. Grey: 2 facts about my favourite things Black: 1 fact about the person I like 
Nov 18th
101,181 notes
Nov 18th
71 notes
4 tags
Can I drop out of 'Life' and pick it up later? Is...
Nov 17th
14 notes
Nov 17th
7,205 notes
10 tags
Nov 16th
13 notes
Nov 15th
22 notes
First single drops tomorrow afternoon
Nov 15th
2 tags
That moment when you can't figure out a captcha...
Nov 15th
3 notes
1 tag
†
thebestandthelast: God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, Courage to change the things I can, And wisdom to know the difference. And the ability to not slap stupid bitches in public, even when they need to be.
Nov 14th
5 notes
3 tags
Whenever I turn on a flashlight, I strongly resist...
Nov 14th
4 notes
Every Time I Log Out Of Facebook, I Click 'Help... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts: And Im Here Like. Again? This happens to people? HAAAHAHAHA! NEVER LOG OUT OF FACEBOOK:
Nov 13th
1,733 notes
1 tag
Nov 13th
9,220 notes
Nov 13th
29 notes
5 tags
Nov 13th
6 notes
Nov 12th
76 notes
3 tags
11/12/11: National Disappointment Day - the day...
Nov 12th
15 notes
Nov 12th
161 notes
4 tags
Harry Otter and the Prisoner of the Hoover Dam
Nov 12th
11 notes
4 tags
Waking up after falling asleep for three hours in...
Nov 12th
5 notes
5 tags
Nov 12th
2 notes
5 tags
Nov 12th
13 notes
5 tags
I've started drinking more water lately. Not...
Nov 12th
66 notes
1 tag
Nov 11th
94,506 notes
4 tags
What guys at college parties look like when they...
                             
Nov 11th
105 notes
Nov 11th
14,444 notes
3 tags
Nov 10th
18 notes