thelittleturtleduck: doctoroket: kakarikovillage: the snack that smiles back children what is wrong with this website welcome, yahoo
When I like a guy's cologne
rnemes: hey come here, come closer. *whispers in ur ear* i dont care why you queued that post
idpaynethatliam: idpaynethatliam: qifts: fuckgomez: WHITE PEOPLE im crying THE LAST PART KILLS ME Smh-_- These poor kids.. they can be watching cartoons but instead there singing about athiests..
thecompanionsdoctor: My week is basically: Monday Monday #2 Monday #3 Monday #4 Friday Saturday Pre-Monday
whitespats: Do you ever feel good about how you look and then
my voice is girly when I talk to strangers but when I’m with friends I turn into morgan freeman SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS ME
edwad: long distance relationships aren’t so bad if ur dick is long enough 2 reach ur girl hahaha swag Joey?
bulletben: you know a lot of white kids like to say that the japanese do weird shit but right now japanese kids have this pretty cool trend where they fake dragonball fights while white kids have this trend where they
During finals week, when someone asks me what I've...
ripstudwell: blackromney: ripstudwell: im confused probably like 92% of the time well what about the other 8 percent huh?
Guys, like, I’m so tired of school right now. all i want to do is lay in bed and eat Cheetos but apparently I have to get an education and Cheetos are high in sodium, and I’m just like, man i cant even afford high blood pressure right now like ugh.
shitmystudentswrite: Before her marriage bed was even cold, Gertrude jumped vagina-first into bed with Claudius. I mean…they’re not wrong…
parasoul: college; the musical featuring such hits as: the fuck do you mean this textbook is $250 why am i the only one in the group doing the assignment final exams more like no how did my gpa get so low this ta really needs to stop i’m never going to finish this 7,000 word essay by tomorrow how did my gpa get so high (reprise)
krissypoop: im still stupidly angry that the fairly odd parents became such a bad show after cosmo and wanda had poof like i dont need that little fuckin baby that baby has no purpose in the show I JUST WANT TO WATCH TIMMY AND COSMO DO STUPID SHIT AND HAVE WANDA FIX EVERYTHING truf.
figurants: they call them “goosebumps” because there are little, tiny, microscopic geese living inside of you and when you’re in a cold place they think they have reached the north and they all try to get out
apatheticghost: what i learned from school im a fucking piece of shit everybody else is also a fucking piece of shit mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
robinathefirst: If you’re just tuning into America this week, everything is on fire and everybody can have guns.
mermaidsongs: some of the blogs tumblrbot suggests to me I’m just like stfu are you serious
chrisevanshasmyheart: demmonz: Guys, Evanettes (With double T) and Evanators are tied. And now someone just came up with Evangers We are failing at naming ourselves right now. Haha Followers, what say you? I must vote for Evanettes to break the tie….but, damn…Evangers…
thebananarunt: let’s play a game called how long can i put off my homework until i start stress crying