May 2013
12 posts
thelittleturtleduck:
doctoroket:
kakarikovillage:
the snack that smiles back
children
what is wrong with this website
welcome, yahoo
4 tags
When I like a guy's cologne
whatshouldwecallme:
2 tags
rnemes:
hey come here, come closer. *whispers in ur ear* i dont care why you queued that post
Watchidpaynethatliam:
idpaynethatliam:
qifts:
fuckgomez:
WHITE PEOPLE
im crying
THE LAST PART KILLS ME
Smh-_- These poor kids.. they can be watching cartoons but instead there singing about athiests..
thecompanionsdoctor:
My week is basically:
Monday
Monday #2
Monday #3
Monday #4
Friday
Saturday
Pre-Monday
April 2013
52 posts
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1 tag
whitespats:
Do you ever feel good about how you look and then
my voice is girly when I talk to strangers but when I’m with friends I turn into morgan freeman
SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS ME
edwad:
long distance relationships aren’t so bad if ur dick is long enough 2 reach ur girl hahaha swag
Joey?
bulletben:
you know
a lot of white kids like to say that the japanese do weird shit
but right now japanese kids have this pretty cool trend where they fake dragonball fights
while white kids have this trend where they
During finals week, when someone asks me what I've...
whatshouldwecallme:
ripstudwell:
blackromney:
ripstudwell:
im confused probably like 92% of the time
well what about the other 8 percent
huh?
7 tags
Guys, like, I’m so tired of school right now. all i want to do is lay in bed and eat Cheetos but apparently I have to get an education and Cheetos are high in sodium, and I’m just like, man i cant even afford high blood pressure right now like ugh.
Vagina-first
shitmystudentswrite:
Before her marriage bed was even cold, Gertrude jumped vagina-first into bed with Claudius.
I mean…they’re not wrong…
parasoul:
college; the musical
featuring such hits as:
the fuck do you mean this textbook is $250
why am i the only one in the group doing the assignment
final exams more like no
how did my gpa get so low
this ta really needs to stop
i’m never going to finish this 7,000 word essay by tomorrow
how did my gpa get so high (reprise)
krissypoop:
im still stupidly angry that the fairly odd parents became such a bad show after cosmo and wanda had poof like i dont need that little fuckin baby that baby has no purpose in the show I JUST WANT TO WATCH TIMMY AND COSMO DO STUPID SHIT AND HAVE WANDA FIX EVERYTHING
truf.
figurants:
they call them “goosebumps” because there are little, tiny, microscopic geese living inside of you and when you’re in a cold place they think they have reached the north and they all try to get out
apatheticghost:
what i learned from school
im a fucking piece of shit
everybody else is also a fucking piece of shit
mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
robinathefirst:
If you’re just tuning into America this week, everything is on fire and everybody can have guns.
mermaidsongs:
some of the blogs tumblrbot suggests to me I’m just like stfu are you serious
chrisevanshasmyheart:
demmonz:
Guys, Evanettes (With double T) and Evanators are tied. And now someone just came up with Evangers
We are failing at naming ourselves right now. Haha Followers, what say you?
I must vote for Evanettes to break the tie….but, damn…Evangers…
thebananarunt:
let’s play a game called how long can i put off my homework until i start stress crying
